Jayden Daniels: Gumby Mode
Drag the yellow joint circles to bend his arms and legs into ridiculous poses.
INJURY CAUSE: Awaiting contact...
Caleb Williams Nail Salon
Choose a polish color, then click or tap the nails.
Caleb Williams: Injury Simulator
Tap the cartoon player anywhere to generate a totally disproportionate injury report.
Jayden & Dan Quinn Number Challenge
The rules of football are complicated. Apparently, so is counting.
🩻 Learn Anatomy with Michael Penix
Click a body part to discover its new name. ⚠️ One region is NSFW (wordplay only).
Click a body part!
🔢 JJ McCarthy’s Multiplication Academy
Only the nine-times table is allowed in this classroom.
JJ’s Multiplication Academy
🍊 Joe Milton Cannon Launcher
Drag Joe’s orange backward and up or down to set the launch angle and power. Release to fire. Can you overthrow the entire receiving corps—or throw so hard a receiver explodes on contact?
Angle: 45°Power: 65%Overthrown: 0Launches: 0Receivers blasted: 0
Pull the orange back and release. The receivers are already nervous.
Parody arcade physics. Distances are game units, not real football measurements.